this is what i say when anything happens ever
I’ve seen hell
shut up if someone said this to me i would think they’re the coolest and funnest person in the world
if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant
Obama: U busy?
Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..
Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)
Harry: Barack please……………i’ll see you later.
Obama: :D
cultural reset
Some dudes go across the world and murder a bunch of innocent people that have nothing to do with us and then come back into our places of business and are like “give me a discount on that subway sandwich”







